So i'm on this little island off of Boston Harbor. Actually it's one of the islands I want to take the fellas for the 4th. Came here today because they had free ferry rides for first day of summer.
The serenity here right now is fantastic. I napped in the sun, napped in the shade, now just sitting under a tree listening to Hotel California.
However there is something odd going on. It appears as if the island is currently occupied by only myself, and hot asian women!
I swear, any second now i'm going to wake up in the shelter in a room of 40 snoring and farting men! Lol
It's too good to be true
If anyone wakes me from my island paradise, so help me god there will be hell to pay!